Ghosts of Periods Past

Most uterus-owners are haunted by one period or another, right? Not just me?

Mostly we are told to deal with these bloody horror shows quietly and discreetly,

But gosh darn it, that seems so weird to me!

Remember that tampon you wore in the pool?

What about that pair of underwear that looks like a crime scene?

Or that tampon you removed that was mostly dry?

Yeah, me too. 

In memory of all the leaks, puddles and pools.