Maker's Animal Kingdom
Did you know in Cananda "House Hippos" are a thing?
I didn't, until someone said they needed one of my scrotopotami as their House Hippo.
Then upon further research, I decided, maybe,we all need a House Scrotopotamus.
But let's not stop there!
Maybe he should sing!
I realized you could alter toys that make noise as well
and Goshdarnit,
if there aren't a few singing beasts in Maker's Animal Kingdom.
Like the wide mouth scrotopotamus and Maker's unicorn, which throbs with magic.
Press a hidden button between their legs and they sing you the song of their people.
The beautiful Labion, the longnecked Vulva-raffe
and their farmyard friends: a bodacious Ass and the sturdy Duick,
don't sing, but they are more of the adorable creatures you can find roaming in
Maker's Animal Kingdom.
*If the concept of genitals upset you, you might want to stay home from this zoo.*
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